The Perfect Storm

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1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg, via hotboyproblems)

hespokeoftoast:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

Okay but the high five

(via damnitalex)

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

jamesdayz:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

the paain

(Source: 7at1stroke, via forever)

sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

(Source: redsuspenders, via probably-not-a-vegan)

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY